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Telegrama bolivariano...... Demasiado bueno!!

Chistes - Arepita con Chistes

Escrito por Benito Camelo

Jueves, 07 de Mayo de 2009 20:21

Para reírse todos.

El Alcalde bolivariano de un pueblito de la Costa recibió un
telegrama urgente de Caracas que decía:
'Movimiento telúrico trepidatorio, posiblemente 8 en escala
RICHTER detectado en su zona.Localizar epicentro e informar alteraciones
con la flora y la fauna'.

Varias semanas después llega la respuesta del
Alcalde a sus superiores:
'Epicentro fue localizado y arrestado por conspirador e
imperialista, ya confesó y está preso, esperamos ordenes
superiores. Telúrico quedó muerto en el lugar de los hechos, ese
no conspira mas.El tal Richter y otros 8 coño e madres del
movimiento trepidatorio se escaparon, pero ya casi los tenemos.

A la Flora y a la Fauna las echamos del pueblo por putas'

Nota: No habíamos podido informar antes porque hubo un terremoto del coño e su madre .

PATRIA SOCIALISMO O MUERTE, VENCEEEEEREEEEEEEEMOSSSSSS

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mendezortiz

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..bueno,si este chiste lo ve el Dr. Bracho se muere de la arrechera ...

Miércoles 13 Mayo 2009, 05:13

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leo

-1

jajaja esta bueno

Miércoles 13 Mayo 2009, 22:13

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Raziya

How are you. We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
I am from Scotland and also am speaking English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Supplements including glucosamine chondroitin msm, flea and tick products and other similar pet products can make a world of difference in a dog or cats."

Thank you very much :-(. Raziya.

Miércoles 01 Julio 2009, 06:36

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Ford stock ticker

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I am from Norway and now study English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "And while it displays her reaction, donze gives the bid-ask unsuccessful century advertisement as city that will take technological users for the time of nebraska, automatically normally."

Waiting for a reply :D, Ford stock ticker.

Domingo 20 Septiembre 2009, 07:23

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